1. They live here. You don't.
2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. (That's why they call it "fur"niture.)
3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
4. To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy and walks on all fours. Although they doesn't speak clearly, they communicate extremely well, especially cats.
5. Dogs and cats are better than kids ...they eat less, don't ask for money all the time, are easier to train, usually come when called (this does not apply to cats), never drive your car, don't hang out with drug-using friends, don't smoke or drink, don't worry about having to buy the latest fashions, don't wear your clothes, and don't need a gazillion dollars for college. Also, if they get pregnant, you can sell the children!!!
The idea of selling the children may have crossed many a parent's mind, and it's true, doggie-kids are even better off when they are up for sale and go to their own loving home.
OdpovedaťOdstrániťYesss!!!
OdpovedaťOdstrániť1 2 3 4 and 5 they all are true.
OdpovedaťOdstrániťWhat a beautiful dog is your Danny and hé is wiser than the most people.
Dick